Colorful Tumblr Themes
home ask me submit archive Themes
→ Kinky Questions - try me


1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The…


the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 




im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying


Hey kids this is a symptom of depression


threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear


i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666
Cheating is NOT a mistake.
If you’re truly in love with someone, you will not be able to kiss someone else without tasting your loved ones tears stain your lips. You will not be able to take your clothes off for someone else without feeling like a field ripped bare to its soil. Cheating is a choice, its a choice you made because you obviously didn’t give a single fuck about your relationship.
– (via hefuckin)



Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"


things bother me so much more than i let on like im pretty chill about a lot of shit but inside im imploding constantly at the smallest things like a fucking fork falling on the ground

One of the hardest decisions you’ll ever face in life is choosing whether to walk away or try harder.

(via psych-facts)

I don’t fucking need this right now.

(via georgiawhiskey)

I wonder
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved

(via pastell-lips)

I saw a comment underneath this once, reading “furthermore, i wonder who would still catch me”

(via blessingly)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 older »